Oh No - Eminem

Oh no what's happening to my brain
I can't believe this is happening again
Lava on my lips I flips wake up think I have a cramp
I'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my father's a**
I think I'm out of gas man I think I need another mask
I'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp's
I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
Just like a pendulum Satan's pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the d**n thing
Sh*t I think I might have did it when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my legs off and pulled a hamstring
Go to rehab and I Detox after I see Doc
And I'll be back with the sequel repeat the cycle
Oh no
Here we go again
Don't know
When it's going to end
Oh oh
Where did it begin
Don't know
Maybe way back when
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Into the well baby Jessica fell she may have wetted herself
Quit playing get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail every day in journals
Saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
I'm the medicine man my medical marijuana
Was prescribed by a doctor shove a typewriter up
Perez Hilton's a** sh*t almost forgot that
He's always shoving something up his a** so why not that
And f**k it while I'm venting let's shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when he's bending over pretending that he
Didn't say anything that would be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender begin blending and gee
Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair
Put him under the stairs People are already under there
Hmm I wonder where
Wait I think the cubpoard's bare
Stuff him up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there
Oh no
Here we go again
Don't know
When it's going to end
Oh oh
Where did it begin
Don't know
Maybe way back when
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Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
Who am I kidding I couldn't quit this sh*t if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
Yeah rehab's nice I had my name up in lights again
You see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm in
I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her and dice her then
It sounds so enticing isn't it nice when I'm hype again
On nights when I'm like this no time to write just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down what'd I write just then
Man I'm 'bout to hyperventilate I just have hypertension
I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend
Unusually stupid of you to think I'm your friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy the controversy is once again
Oh no
Here we go again
Don't know
When it's going to end
Oh oh
Where did it begin
Don't know
Maybe way back when
Relapse