Hell Is Forever - Andrew Underberg

Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't hearing me before
So here it goes ahem
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel wait I'm getting ahead of myself
Right extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in Heaven that trip disappears
You can wave that chore farewell
Let me stop you right there
Oh
Save us all precious time
Okay
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates
Well um
Sorry sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates
'Cause Hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again
Okay but
Just try to chillax babe you're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death
Are they winners
Are they sinners
'Cause it's cut and dry
Well actually if you take a look
Fair is fair an eye for an eye
And when all's said and done
Said and done
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment
Hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Where did all of you people come from
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again
******* Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor 'cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we made the determination
To move up the next extermination
What
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week but we'll be back in six months
Um wait didn't you
Ugh ****